Frivolities this weekend included but was not limited to:

• showcasing my extreme wannabe removelist skillz
• 3am kebabs
• an attempt at shopping
• 4 hours of hip hop music, break dancing and plebs
• a ride in the boot of a car right next to a subwoofer and blue neon lights
• dinner cooking in the morning in my nighties
• my own mother rejecting me (she didn't want to hold me hand. pfft.)
• playing therapist and giving some probably bad life changing advice

Amen.