Friday, April 29, 2011

Just because I feel like I haven't complained enough lately..

What is the POINT in being sister to a "rockstar" (pffft) if I can't even score free tickets to his own bloomin' show?! I had to purchase, PURCHASE, tickets using my hard-earned-sweat-on-brow l'argent. There is something very wrong here. Indeed.

I want to speak to Management.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Note to self: do not dedicate a song to a friend when they're going through tough times only to see the song performed live with said friend.

Imogen was amazing as usual :)

Monday, April 18, 2011

Letters to nobody.

Dear 12-yr girl with your butt cheeks literally hanging out of your short shorts,
1. Has your mother seen what you're wearing?
2. Don't you have some books to colour or something?



Dear boss of 4 more weeks,
You're not making it hard for me to leave you.



Dear Imogen Heap,
I'm seeing you tonight. You won't disappoint me and I will most likely tear up again (like the loser I am) because of your brilliancy.



Dear "the office racist",
Be careful, the black boy is behind you.



Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The men in my life.

You've already heard about my father, he hasn't changed a dot. There was a good one (when I say 'good' I mean awkward) last night from him - there I was, sitting at the kitchen table tracing plans for my sister, earphones in, singing aloud to Toto, "Gorgy Porgy pudding pie, kissed the girls and made them cry, yeah!" as you do, when he calls out from the lounge room:

"Kissed the girls and made them cry?? Come on, girls never cried when I kissed them!"

"ew dad, as if!"

"I don't remember that happening... they were always pleased.. don't know what planet those blokes look like they're from"

Please dad, you wannabe stud muffin, keep it to yourself.

Just found out too (via fb) that this man, this balding, 61 year old man has just dyed his hair. Number one, I mean, what hair? Number two, your 61, you're allowed to be grey and number three, he's always been anti dying hair (he's been grey since his mid 30s) so why why why whyyyyyyyyy now?? Quote: "people progress. they're views change after a while" - yes well, OBVIOUSLY. Who is this man?!

Oh but I haven't told you about my little brother, have I? This boy, genius that he is, is quite the comedian/politically incorrect-at-times-shallow type person.

This is him during the walk from the car into the house in the rain:

"ew! I hate frogs! They have no purpose. They could at least get plastic surgery so they can look at least half decent!"

and this:

"When my toast pops up, butter and nigga (vegemite) it up. Thanks darl"

"N" word alert. One day he's going to get bashed.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

the pot of gold...

Apres la pluie, le beau temps.

God is good. All things falling into their rightful place. I can see the sunshine through the storm clouds.

love and peace xx

Saturday, April 9, 2011

I don't find it particularly LOL worthy but I am constantly entertained by him prancing around his blue tights.

oh Rowan.

movie not to seeeeeeeeee

Sucker punch: great start, alright ending, rubbish middle. Rubbish.

The end.

But wait, good soundtrack :)

The end.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Literally sitting here twiddling my thumbs because I actually have no work to do. Like, none... nothing worth bothering to do anyway.

I can hear my boss smashing the phone and swearing in one of the conference rooms because he's a twit and doesn't know how to put it on speaker phone.

Lol. It's always  the "intelligent" one's who have no common sense.

I'm gonna go..... shave...

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Starting to feel the itch again.. it's been exactly a week and a half since iv'e been on facebook. Not the biggest achievement to some but a trillion years for me. I found myself tempted to sneak on last night (who would know?)... and just before I even went to the home page and put in my login details. It would have been so easy to just press Login.

But I told myself that I'd lose all my self-respect if I gave in!


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Someone told me yesterday that I sometimes have a nervous laugh... I thought he was right for a moment, then I read this:

"Those who can laugh without cause

have either found the true meaning of happiness

or have gone stark raving mad."

-- Norm Papernick

If only he knew...

Monday, April 4, 2011

Frivolities this weekend included but was not limited to:

  • showcasing my extreme wannabe removelist skillz
  • 3am kebabs
  • an attempt at shopping
  • 4 hours of hip hop music, break dancing and plebs
  • a ride in the boot of a car right next to a subwoofer and blue neon lights
  • dinner cooking in the morning in my nighties
  • my own mother rejecting me (she didn't want to hold me hand. pfft.)
  • playing therapist and giving some probably bad life changing advice