Late last year it was my beautiful sister Leilani's 33rd birthday and what better way to celebrate 33 years of being a live fem than to flaunt it. In the most nutty way possible. So she themed her birthday "Mad Hatter's Tea Party" with an invite that went something like this:
MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY
YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO ATTEND A VERY UNEVEN BIRTHDAY!! SO BRING YOUR BEST TEA CUP AND FILL IT WITH PUNCH! IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT DATE SO DON'T BE LATE AND WE'LL ENJOY SOME MADNESS & FUN...BUT BEWARE ITS DRESS UP AND IF YOU'RE ABSENT MINDED AND FORGET YOUR ATTIRE IT WILL BE OFF WITH YOUR HEAD OR OUT THE DOOR!!Dress Up Theme: Sexy, Psycho, Mad mother effkin Biartches!! Dress Up attendees only - Ladies of their loins
Mood: Crazy.
Intention: Fun!!
Invited: Girls only. Alcoholics. Those ready to PARTAY only!! Private party. No males, child free!!
What to bring: your sexy ass, a tea cup and sleeping gear if you're joining the slumber party after..
So naturally, as you can imagine, things went down. Let's just say being the only sober person there was high-larious.
So in the country (Gisbourne to be precise), with ladies of their loins, intoxication round about and fem bogans, these are a snippets of the night...
Birthday girl (she has her motorbike license. what a mad dog.)
Aunty Wendy
all my sisters :)
And I'll just stop there.
They get far too raunchy.
